I just celebrated my 57th birthday on the 7th of this month. Another birthday, another year older. What’s a guy to do about it? Nothing, considering the alternative! With age comes aches and pains that weren’t there yesterday. Silly aches and pains that sometimes are just enough to wake us up in the middle of the night or just enough to make us get up from a chair a lot slower than we used to.
Well… I spent my birthday hobbling around like a cripple. Somehow I herniated a disk in my back. How did I do it? I wish I had a great story to tell like how I was rock climbing and fell off a cliff and was at the bottom of a ravine for days without food or water, but no. I have no story. In fact, I have no idea how I did it! Quite honestly, I probably did it while doing something basic like tieing my shoe!
I’ll admit, it’s pretty painful and from what Patty tells me, it’s pretty painful to watch! Speaking of Patty… it’s now her turn for the “love, honor and cherish through sickness and health!” She’s been my angel! I can’t do much other than moan and groan! She does the rest! She’s taking amazing care of me while I’m down!
I was at the doctor the other day and he scheduled an MRI for next week. But, in the meanwhile he put me on a six-day steroid program that would reduce any swelling. It worked great! Within days I was feeling so much relief. I did have to laugh because the first day I took them I was at work talking to my Asst. Director of Security. Suddenly I broke out in a sweat… I was thinking: “What’s this all about???” I mean I was hot, red and sweating profusely! I hadn’t done anything to cause this perspiration, but it was like I was raining from my body!!! He looked at me and asked if I was ok. I told him I was but didn’t know what was going on! He asked in a joking manner: “Are you menopausal???” Great! Everyone is a smart ass! So women… I experienced my first hot flash! It was caused by the steroids. I experienced several more as the days passed. I didn’t like it but I now have a great appreciation for those who experience them regularly! I truly apologize for any jokes I made about hot flashes in the past!
So, the MRI is next week. Hopefully it something they can do a quick fix and I can get back to some kind of normal!